Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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