i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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