Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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