kristin has been a bad kristin
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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