Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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