that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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