How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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