I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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