my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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