I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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