When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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