So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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