glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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