I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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