accomplished twins. life is a go
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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