Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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