I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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