susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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