The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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