people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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