frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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