i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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