PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The best revenge is premature balding
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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