I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He did a backflip because drugs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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