shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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