we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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