I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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