Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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