She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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