And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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