Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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