How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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