yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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