Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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