Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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