but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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