i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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