this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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