it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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