So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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