Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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