is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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