Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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