she is the kim kardashian of front butts
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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