windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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