i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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