My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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