Ambien. No doubt about it.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
