Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I deserve this hangover.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
