Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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