We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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