everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How naked do you want me to be?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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